shingo2008

Tight Socks This is better than NFL Total Access. Hopefully, a road game timeline is in the works for a future threadsince MoneyShot was wondering what it's like to get ready to flyout to say Philly, where the fans are pretty hostile and egg thebus. Who decides the roommates on the road and what is it like on theplane ride home after a victory? Too bad KD is in Miami now that Pacman has joined the team. Imaginehim and Keith Davis on the plane ride after a road game sharin warstories. Maybe it would go a lil somethin like this... Ma boys backat KFFL Dallas Cowboy forum might remember this. (BTW, Money is afan of both KD and Pac, in no way is this intended to disrespectthem, so stifle.) KD: "hey...that aint nuttin', my first year Parcells punted me offthe team because I gots shot, yeah, bullet knocked all my teethout, yo, thats why I got me the gold tooth display goin on...checkit . Then...Parcells knew I balled so strict so he begged me tocome back for another trainin camp. I was allllll, "I don't knowkilla, I aint used to bein turned like dat." That's why he saidnuthin when me and my girl got sprayed on the freeway. Big Bill wasall real nice, "Hey Keith, are you ok?" and I was like, "Shut ithomeslice...you don't know me! I was at my granmommas inShreveport. Cain't a brutha go to church on Sundays? PAC: "Shooooot bruh... lookie here uhhh huhhhh, yo eyes aint playintricks, dats my fake leg holmes! This dude in da club was all, "Myshawties aint lap dancin for no Washingtons, they rub forBenjamins, ya heard?" And I was all like, Scuuuze me??? You knowwho you messin wit? You know how many times I picked off EliManning? You betta recognize...twice" And right when I went toflash my bangin twice sign he pulled out his sawed off and blew myleft leg off. You didn't notice my limp did you? Just wait, atpractice on Wednesday you be like, "Dang Pac, I see yo limp now!"Its cool doh, I got me a new titanium leg I got off ebay comin UPSthis week. Member that fool Kareem Larimore that used to ball here?He work at UPS and said my leg is comin...fo sho." MoneyShot feels sorry for KD, Fasano, Akin, and Ferg for missingout on what could be a historic season. Here's to Pac for beingable to practice and T.O. gettin his cheddar. Cheers...